Darrell 3D

Good Boy Math Same player (thanks MaKeREV), two more good questions: how do the dogs actually bond, and does Glass Cannon make them hit harder? The game didn't tell you. Now it does. BONDING INFO & STATS has a new tab: BONDING. How your dogs bond and what it gets them, in plain words. It lists every dog you own with its hearts, its real progress to the next one, and the upgrade waiting at the next

You Asked. I Listened. Quick one. A player dropped a list on the last update, and it was a good list. So here's most of it. Have fun. INFO & STATS HOW DARRELL FIGHTS grew up. It's INFO & STATS now, same spot next to OPTIONS, and it slides in and out like it means it. HOW HE FIGHTS: every punch he throws, explained in plain words. Jabs, hooks, haymakers, the headbutt, the uppercut, and what rage ac

Props to the Players HOW DARRELL FIGHTS: New button next to OPTIONS. Combos, rage, and headbutts, explained in plain language. A player asked how it all works, I started typing out an answer, and halfway through I realized the game should just tell you. There is no prompt: Darrell was telling people to type things into a prompt that doesn't exist. Someone went looking for it at prestige 13. That's

THE PET CLASS UPDATE Last update you got a dog. This update, the dogs become a whole build. TWO DOGS, AND THEY MATTER Darrell takes two dogs into the dungeon now, one on each side. Four dogs was a lot of noise, and nobody really had to choose. Had more than two with you? The first two stay with Darrell, and the rest are at home. Nobody's gone. Every dog has its own thing now: Baby Darrell winds Da

YOU GET A DOG There's a stray in the cellar. Also, every enemy has a weakness now, and the patch list got a real cleanup. THE STRAY Somewhere in the cellar, there's a dog sitting in the hallway. German Shepherd, chain collar, no tag, no owner. He just decided Darrell was his. You get two options: pet the dog, or pet the god damn dog. Then you name him. Darrell has a suggestion. If you're not aroun

RAT PROBLEM Darrell has a rat problem. Also, everything you punch looks like it got punched now. BEATEN UP Enemies show the damage as you wear them down. Bruises, discoloration and blood build up the closer they get to dead, so you can read a fight at a glance. Everything bleeds its own color, and bruises to match. Slimes ooze green and go dark green, drowned guys bleed blue and bruise blue, golem

BED, BOSS, KILL Loadouts are here. Save your builds, name them whatever you want, and swap the whole thing in one click. LOADOUTS Save whatever patches you have equipped as a loadout. Click it later and the whole build goes back on. Name them. Mine are BED (turtle everything), BOSS (built to kick a boss's ass) and KILL (all offense, no regrets). Hover a loadout and hit the pencil to rename it. You

0.8.0: NEW GAME, SAME DARRELL This is the biggest patch Darrell 3D has ever had, and it's not even close. I looked at this game for a long time and decided it needed to be louder. So I made it louder. Basically every screen you've ever seen in Darrell 3D got rebuilt. He's still trapped. He's just trapped in a nicer place now. A WHOLE NEW LOOK Darrell got redrawn. Every punch, every block, every he

IT HAPPENED AGAIN A Halloween update. Darrell found a song, a tape, and something he really shouldn't have picked up. FLOOR CLEARS PAY NOW Every floor you clear pays out XP. First clear, fiftieth clear, doesn't matter. Deeper floors pay more. You'll see it on the FLOOR CLEAR banner. Grinding a floor you're stuck on finally feels like it's going somewhere. Darrell levels up faster now. He's earned

FASHION POLICE Darrell's been wearing the same outfit through the whole dungeon. Somebody in town finally noticed. MODS There's a new door in town. Press (or find MODS in the top bar) and meet the Modder. The Fixer patches Darrell. The Modder makes him look good doing it. The dressing room. Darrell stands on a hologram grid while you dress him up, with a little live HUD underneath previewing every

DON'T LOOK NOW 0.6.0 put some things in the fog. Turns out they were a little too good at hiding. Even I didn't run into them. Plus a pile of little polish. THE DUNGEON Darrell isn't as alone down there as he used to be. Some things that were too shy have gotten a little braver. If you see something, keep watching. HUD Your loadout slots get a little picture back: each patch's icon sits next to it

LOCKED AND LOADED Patches aren't just handed to you anymore. You earn them. Plus six legendary patches, a full shakeup of the patch list, a rebuilt HUD, and some new stuff hanging from the ceiling. PATCH UNLOCKS New saves start with three patches: one to hit harder, one to stay alive, one to level faster. Everything else is locked. Every locked patch shows you exactly what unlocks it, with a progr

PLAY BIG OR GO SMALL This is the big one. Darrell can now live in the corner of your screen, the VCR can leave the building, and there's a new kind of opener that I'm not going to spoil too much. Let's go. MINI MODE Hit the new MINI button in the title bar and the whole game shrinks into a little window that parks in the corner of your screen and stays on top of everything else. Work, browse, watc

GOOD BOYS I said 0.4.1 might be the last one this weekend. I lied again. Here's a little polish pass, mostly for the dogs, because the dogs deserve it. THE DOGS The dogs don't all sound the same anymore. Baby Darrell's growl is adorably high-pitched. Scary Darrell's is not. The pack no longer attacks in perfect unison like a synchronized swim team. They pile in one after another, in a different or

THE BOARD REMEMBERS This weekend I received a bug report. Since it wouldn't affect the vast majority of players I decided to just go ahead and do absolutely nothing just kidding of course I didn't do that. But fortunately I cut myself off after the bug fix and I'm totally lying again. So enjoy this one, because my weekend went full Darrell and I'm not complaining: A REAL ENDING There's a brand new

PROJECT BEATDOWN Darrell has been punching things one at a time like some kind of gentleman. Not anymore. I sat him down, showed him a boxing tape, and now he won't shut up about "combinations." This update is about one thing: the beatdown. This is a big one, so strap tf in. EVERY TURN IS A COMBO NOW Darrell throws three punches a turn now instead of one. Same damage, just spread across more punch

BACK TO FUN STUFF, MOSTLY THE MINECART Every now and then, a floor opens with a minecart sitting in the path. JUMP IN or I'LL WALK. Your call. (It defaults to JUMP IN, because obviously.) Darrell rides it through the floor at speed, flattening everything that pops up ahead of him. Full XP for every kill. Hands up on every hit, hair in the wind, sparks off the wheels, leaning into the corners. He's

LOG INBig one. Achievements, save slots, cloud saves, and the whole front door got rebuilt. STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS33 of them. A few are hidden. Some take five minutes. One takes a few hundred hours. Good luck with that one. Already deep in? Anything your save already proves (bosses down, levels, dogs, corruption) unlocks the first time you load in. No re-grinding. Pile 'Em Up tracks your kill count on