GlitchSPANKR
Mahelyk, TheClassifiedX · published by Black Lantern Collective, TheClassifiedX · released Oct 15, 2025
GlitchSPANKR is a comedy-driven narrative adventure full of secrets, chaos, minigames, and unexpected choices. Spank, spare, or smooch your way through a corrupted 90s game haunted by a lonely, unstable virus. Every level is different. Every choice matters. Your future is in your wiggly hand.
Price
$18.38
US store
Reviews
96%
288 · Very Positive
Playing now
1
sampled 1d ago
24h peak
1
all-time seen 2
Followers
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Steam community hub
Owners (est.)
~8.6K
4.3K – 13.8K
YouTube activity
4
videos · 30 d18
creators1.8K
views · 1 yTwitch activity
0
avg viewers · 30 d4
hours watched · 30 d1
streamers · 30 dProduct info
from Steam's PICS · read 4d ago- Change number
- 39,367,633
- Public build
- 20,849,264 · Nov 18, 2025 (12mo ago)
- Operating systems
- windows
- Architecture
- —
- Install size
- 4.7 GB · 4.4 GB download
- Install folder
GlitchSPANKR- Controller support
- Full
- Metacritic
- —
- Homepage
- www.theclassifiedx.com
- Release state
- released
- Community
- hub · stats
Steam Deck
PlayableTested Nov 8, 2025 on build 20,438,796
- !Default controller config not fully functional
- !Controller glyphs do not match deck device
- !Text input does not automatically invokes keyboard
- !Interface text is not legible
- ✓Default configuration is performant
Branches · 1
every build Steam serves for this app| Branch | Build | Updated | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| public | 20,849,264 | Nov 18, 2025 · 12mo ago |
Build history
every build id we have seen on a branch (history starts with our first read)| Build | Branch | Released | First seen |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20,849,264 | public | Nov 18, 2025 20:28 | 4d ago |
Depots · 3
content of the public branchLaunch options · 1
| Executable | OS | Description |
|---|---|---|
GlitchSPANKR/GlitchSpank.exe |
windows |
Languages · 1
| Language | Interface | Full audio | Subtitles |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
Packages · 1
all packages| Sub | Name | Billing | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| 976166 | GlitchSPANKR | Store or CD key | $19.99 |
Bundles · 11
all bundles| Bundle | Games | Bundle discount | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| GlitchPAGER | 2 | -20% | $23.98 |
| GlitchMINER | 2 | -20% | $22.38 |
| RatSPANKR | 2 | -20% | $18.38 |
| GlitchSPANKR x Trolley Problem, Inc. | 2 | -20% | $24.78 |
| One Handed Wonders | 2 | -20% | $25.58 |
| Do Not Glitch the Spank | 2 | -20% | $27.18 |
| Black Lantern Bundle | 11 | -20% | $99.21 |
| GlitchSPANKR and Alaska Gold Fever | 2 | -10% | $30.22 |
| Photomaly x GlitchSPANKR | 2 | -10% | $24.28 |
| GlitchSPANKR X Fright Train | 2 | -10% | $30.94 |
| HR: Human Remains X GlitchSPANKR | 2 | -10% | $27.88 |
Updates · patch notes
Steam announcements tagged as patch notes, linked to the public build they followed
No patch notes seen yet for this game.